Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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