Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
last night I used snow as a chaser
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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