so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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