therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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