Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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