You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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