was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
