Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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