She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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