Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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