Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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