Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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