WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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