so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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