Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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