she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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