her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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