David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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