Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
