so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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