whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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