TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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