This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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