I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
the room spins SO much faster in panama
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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