So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize
