Will you blow on my dice?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
you would pick up someone in the library
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
