I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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