Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
the liver wants what the liver wants
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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