Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Houston, we have a blender
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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