Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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