Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
At least make sure they are 18
Why
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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