She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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