okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
