MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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