when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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