physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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