Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
