I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
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