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  • at that point why does he not fuck her, he is already cheating on his wife.

    Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 21, 10 at 7:27pm
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  • Why don't you just take charge and get on it. What is the fuck is this cum on your stomach shit? Weird

    Submitted by egirl on Jul 21, 10 at 7:03pm
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  • I have a theory as to why this text is so retarded...heat exposure stupid Florida

    Submitted by Hawk21 on Jul 21, 10 at 6:15pm
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  • uhmm... the guy is married? have some class will yah! I suppose he can say I never fucked her. Scumbag.

    Submitted by virginiawolf63 on Jul 21, 10 at 7:19pm
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  • So Tara, if ur hubbie cums all over some other girl's stomach, that's not cheating? Please!

    Submitted by austin4jenks on Jul 21, 10 at 8:35pm
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  • God is great. Beer is good. And people are crazy

    Submitted by arie on Jul 22, 10 at 12:59am
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  • It's just u we hate on, fool. U and ur two bumchums

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 12:15am
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  • I did not have sexual relations with that lady... Sorry I did not understand what you meant by sexual relations

    Submitted by fleischer911 on Jul 21, 10 at 11:56pm
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  • As long as it doesn't go in her hair what's the harm? Oh, cause she's a dirty skank whore homewrecker.

    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 21, 10 at 10:56pm
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    • Takes two to tango. He's just as guilty as she is.

      Submitted by no5_is_alive on Jul 21, 10 at 11:39pm
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      • he's more guilty. he's the one in a committed relationship, lying to his wife's face- a woman he's supposed to love and cherish. the girl's in the wrong too but it's not such a personal offense

        Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 22, 10 at 12:12am
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  • Bahahahahahahaha what a whore

    Submitted by kyndalyse on Jul 21, 10 at 6:20pm
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  • I love to pull out and cum on a skinny white girl's stomach

    Submitted by niceman on Jul 21, 10 at 9:55pm
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  • Firsty appreciates a good reach around from his followers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 8:00pm
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  • When life brings you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail!

    Submitted by DanTheMon on Jul 21, 10 at 6:17pm
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  • Broward County. That explains so much.

    Submitted by electricworry on Jul 21, 10 at 7:11pm
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  • They see me Trollin, they hatin

    Submitted by Trollinn on Jul 21, 10 at 6:59pm
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    • they give you shit because you're white and angsty.

      Submitted by Viper3 on Jul 21, 10 at 10:25pm
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  • Anonymous twelve fifteen you're so not worth my time. Eat  and choke on a firsty pretzel.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 22, 10 at 12:28am
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  • I'll cum all over your stomach

    Submitted by thatONEtime on Jul 21, 10 at 6:32pm
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  • Is it massive?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 5:05am
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  • Lol 40% of the comments on here are from dirtyfirsty. Get a fucking life! No one gives one flying fuck about you. SERIOUSLY

    Submitted by average_azn on Jul 22, 10 at 1:41am
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  • Repins a yb tohs saw ehs

    Submitted by sdrawkcabllort on Jul 21, 10 at 6:20pm
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  • Firsty would be disappointed by my behavior but nobody is gonna bully me off of here and if I wanna say firsty or thirsty or pretzel or whatever, I will.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 22, 10 at 12:47am
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  • It's because him and his wife have a disease you don't want. He's doing you a favor.

    Submitted by adiaz006 on Jul 21, 10 at 11:20pm
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  • I know monica. She is famous for giving the best blowjob ever

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 2:58am
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  • This is sad. Take charge of your life, move on, you deserve so much more. He is a loser and does not deserve you or his WIFE!!!!

    Submitted by IndyTex on Jul 22, 10 at 1:30am
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  • All praise the mighty firsty!

    Submitted by wertan10 on Jul 22, 10 at 2:42pm
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  • Oh yeahh baby : D 9-5-4!! : D

    Submitted by La_La_La on Jul 22, 10 at 2:04am
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  • I'm going to enjoy tffln with or without the haters. Firsty firsty firsty firsty firsty firsty firsty! I'm just so damn firsty. Pretzel finoke?

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 22, 10 at 12:32am
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  • blow it in meeee!

    Submitted by dc1080 on Jul 21, 10 at 11:32pm
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  • I rode the small bus to school. But I always sat up firsty. Tehhehe

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 22, 10 at 12:53am
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    Submitted by jhodge1 on Jul 22, 10 at 3:17am
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  • My first thought is this is another man allowing someone to cum on his belly. Married man is on the DL.

    Submitted by MR_PC on Jul 22, 10 at 1:21pm
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  • Dirtyfirsty.. I dont ever drink alcohol,, dont know why the beer dingo likes me so.. Heres your water... Nice and icy.. Also have tea

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 22, 10 at 12:47am
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  • If you are gonna cheat you might as well make it count, I would!

    Submitted by 1BigDaddy on Jul 21, 10 at 9:41pm
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  • Damn, all this BS is making me firsty. No beer, just bottled water!

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 8:09pm
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  • Wat little fucks....

    Submitted by AZbasketball5 on Jul 22, 10 at 12:42am
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  • lmao at 8:19

    Submitted by stfu4itsinurbutt on Jul 21, 10 at 8:48pm
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  • Pretzels!!!

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 10:31pm
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  • So many guys like this. They think will help them feel less guilty. Sorry if u wish upon is already cheating. If you're gonna do it. Do it with purpose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 10:08pm
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  • that's not Florida! kthanksbye.

    Submitted by kylieeelovesyou on Jul 24, 10 at 2:59am
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  • Btw.. Dont condone any fucked up relationship.. Both of the people involved are jerks .. Obviously they both know hes married.. I wonder if he asks for blow jobs ....

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 22, 10 at 12:51am
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  • Is this an old text between Monica Lewinsky and Linda Tripp?

    Submitted by stvblack on Jul 22, 10 at 2:31am
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  • Stoopid azn jealous much? Is your life so small you have to comment on mine?

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 22, 10 at 1:54am
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  • I would just grab him and put it in myself if I were you. You want it pretty bad apparently, so why not just take it? Just because he says no doesn't mean he means no. >:)

    Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Jul 21, 10 at 6:40pm
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  • Why thank you Rosamondmoonpie! Can't you just feel the love on tfln. Isn't it wonderful? You think firsty will forgive my not so nice words? They ask for it I just deliver it. I did try to be nice.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 22, 10 at 12:50am
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  • testing

    Submitted by cruXsader on Jul 21, 10 at 7:49pm
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  • Firsty thirsty pretzel lovin'....

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 22, 10 at 1:59am
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  • We all know from experience .. Firsty fun stays haters fade.. Pretzels!!!

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 22, 10 at 12:48am
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  • Jesus would light the harpy on fire and send her to hell.

    Submitted by ohshitimsorry on Jul 21, 10 at 10:34pm
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    • Why? She's not breaking any commandments.

      Submitted by no5_is_alive on Jul 21, 10 at 11:41pm
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      • yeah she is dumbass. how about "thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's spouse?"

        Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 22, 10 at 1:30am
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        • BOOM, headshot. nice work.

          Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 22, 10 at 8:56am
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        • I was thinking more along the lines of "Thou shalt not commit adultery." The commandment you're referring to? It's actually "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife." Sucks to live in a patriarchal society, huh?

          Submitted by no5_is_alive on Jul 22, 10 at 11:20am
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  • This screams tummy puddle fake...

    Submitted by smartypanties on Jul 21, 10 at 8:08pm
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  • Are you guys expecting bible scriptures when you get on here? Lighten up an stop being dumb.

    Submitted by iablows on Jul 22, 10 at 4:00pm
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  • Dumb girl my girlfriend is smarter and she's only twelve too old people are dumb

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 5:43am
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  • WTF are you doing here so long to read all my posts? Somebody gives a f*ck. Those that matter. You don't. I don't live my life based on who gives a f*ck. Maybe if you didn't you'd be happier?

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 22, 10 at 1:58am
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  • Rosamondmoonpie! Enjoy your drink but pass me a water bottle. Where's the pretzels? I'm parched. Wait WTF? I'm firsty!

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 10:37pm
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  • Lol desperate his make me firsty

    Submitted by FirstyTheFirst on Jul 21, 10 at 7:07pm
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  • I hate you. Your a dumb fucking bitch. Go to hell

    Submitted by anothermistake on Jul 21, 10 at 9:29pm
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  • Twelvefourtytwo assfaceballs5 you're on here so I guess that makes you a little f*ck too?

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 22, 10 at 12:44am
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  • Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

    Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 21, 10 at 6:53pm
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  • BTW asstard twelvefifteen there is waay more than two firsty fans. There's always room for more but leave your bs at the f*uckin door.

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 22, 10 at 12:56am
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  • That's just dirty. Wait, new catch phrase? Nope, I'm a firsty first and my pretzels are stale! I also like dolphins and wtfwjd and the anonymous people and all the funny folks. Quit the hating and let people comment about whatever!

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 9:50pm
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  • Spam

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 8:19pm
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  • all you guys trying to imitate firsty need to stop. firsty's the original, and now not only are all of you others ruining it, but it's even more annoying now than before

    Submitted by summer11 on Jul 21, 10 at 7:14pm
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  • Some of you guys are stupid. What is all the firsty and Jesus and dolphins and dumb words about

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 2:57am
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  • there are drag queens on here 987 that's wrong

    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 12:51pm
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  • When life gives you lemonade .. Pour a bunch of vodka in it... Ice it up .. Yum. pretzels

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 10:30pm
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  • Oh my

    Submitted by Filter on Jul 22, 10 at 8:35am
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  • Really now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 4:23am
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  • african monkey ju-jitsu

    Submitted by NeezyNapalm on Jul 21, 10 at 8:10pm
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  • Tmuck thanx for the comment. I'm a firsty. Maybe your tolerance and understanding will spread throughout tfln and others will quit hating on everybody else.

    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 21, 10 at 11:30pm
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  • Dirty needs glasses. You had pretzels already. How silly of me to think you wouldn't. Duh!

    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 10:39pm
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  • you people give that "firsty" guy too much importance that's why he's still on here...

    Submitted by darq_qing987 on Jul 22, 10 at 11:05am
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  • I love the firsty's! :) at least your posts are entertaining and funny!

    Submitted by tmuck on Jul 21, 10 at 11:03pm
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    • how are various spins on the words "pretzel", "first", and "thirsty" entertaining OR funny?

      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 22, 10 at 12:14am
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      • That was hilarious!! That comment had it all!! "Pretzels" "First" and "Thirsty"!!

        Submitted by Oswaldo on Jul 23, 10 at 4:35pm
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  • He's not cheating this way..duh.

    Submitted by Tara4753 on Jul 21, 10 at 8:23pm
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  • Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 21, 10 at 6:22pm
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  • Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 7:27pm
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  • Wow... Classy...

    Submitted by shawnlee on Jul 21, 10 at 10:49pm
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  • Man I'm thirsty

    Submitted by pretzeI on Jul 21, 10 at 11:51pm
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  • Dumb girl, smart manwhore

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 22, 10 at 5:15pm
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  • What 954 said was pretty funny

    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 21, 10 at 6:47pm
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  • Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 21, 10 at 9:32pm
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  • Wow. Of course the text FINALLY from my area code is crap. \n\nThis sh!tty text is NOT making me Firsty!

    Submitted by Firstyy on Jul 21, 10 at 8:49pm
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