Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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