spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
you never un-have a 4some
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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