I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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