I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you didnt know i had herpes?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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