just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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