The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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