So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Randomize