Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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