i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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