i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I understand Curling. That high.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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