what if I'm pregnant?
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it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
