Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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