hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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