So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You ruined the universe
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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