My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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