is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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