I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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