pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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