did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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