Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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