I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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