therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Randomize
